I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
how does that bad decision feel?
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