At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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