The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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