Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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