Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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