i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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