I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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