quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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