no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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