After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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