i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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