I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just made out with a guy for $7.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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