honey bunches of taint.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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