I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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