i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
He had one of those small greek statue penises
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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