I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
All the doctor said was why
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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