I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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