I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Houston, we have a blender
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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