The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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