I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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