I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
