I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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