I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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