hotel room ftw
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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