Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
being pregnant is like rehab
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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