it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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