I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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