69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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