i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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