I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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