Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You made out with two different species that night
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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