the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
a search helicopter?!
So many bounce houses so little time
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
tell me about the fingering
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