How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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