turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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