I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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