So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
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