The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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