singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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