Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
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