So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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