Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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