Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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