Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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