she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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