i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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