I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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