Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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