i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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