You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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