Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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