For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I intend to get homeless drunk
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
