I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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