I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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