Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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