You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
